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I was reading something recently. This would be a better start to the story if I could cite the source, but it might have been on the site On Being. I subscribe to this and I truly wish I would read/listen to everything they offer as it is a profoundly enlightening source. But, there are simply too many apps and podcasts in my life, so I tend to connect in scattershot fashion. Regardless of whether it was on their site or another (NY Times, anybody?), I want to share that I picked up a term that I found interesting.
Have you ever been in a conversation with someone and suddenly a non-sequitur, a loaded one at that, gets lobbed into the conversation? And, these days, it is usually of a political nature. I have spent my life amidst contrarians. Neither of my parents were, but my sister's late husband seemed to relish taking opposing views, just for the fun of it. After they first married, my sister and I were having a debate about whether cutting your hair makes it grow faster. She felt it did, which is of course ridiculous. My brother-in-law entered the conversation but before weighing in, he asked who had taken which side. I suppose it is to his credit that he wanted to support his wife, but... not to split hairs here, wasn't that a bit... dishonest? And, just to be clear, hair is dead. How can doing anything to the dead ends of it affect what happens at the scalp and follicle? I mean, trimming the ends can make your hairstyle look better, but speeding up the growth? Uh, no.
Here's the thing, if you have these contrarians in your life, you might notice that they like to find opportunities to lob something at you; some viewpoint or topic with which they already know you don't agree. And it comes in the midst of a conversation having nothing, and I mean NOTHING to do about that which you have been conversing. You're talking about baseball and bam! Here comes a comment about election fraud. You're talking about a friend's travel plans and whack! Here comes a comment about liberals and socialism. You're talking about a movie you've seen and wham! Here comes a comment about Governor Newsom. I'm not a huge fan of Newsom. I would say I'm kinda neutral as I like some things about him and other things not too much. Grey area, people! Frankly, it is not my job to defend everything that is happening on the liberal end of the spectrum. And, should I want to engage about some liberal or conservative issue, I would prefer to have it served up in an honest manner, not snuck in and dropped like something Wile E. Coyote obtained from Acme Products, Inc.
The article talked about these people and referred to them as conflict entrepreneurs. They are the ones who get off on stirring things up, and they are always on alert for opportunities to do so. And, we innocent ones, wander into this in complete oblivion to the fact that it is lurking. Just waiting for its space to drop. So, generally, we are taken by surprise and have no response until later when we crawl out from under the boulder, alone, (beep-beep) and there is no longer any opportunity to address.
I like to think of myself as a student of human nature. I am fascinated by people; everyone so different and so interesting as they paddle around in our mutual duck pond. So I find it a challenge to figure out what these people get from this behavior. And, whether it comes from some misguided sense of competition. Or low self-esteem (that one's been overworked)? Envy? Or maybe they just don't have the gene to engage in a back-and-forth, adult discussion of issues. They just want to get their own stuff out there, without having to deal with a response.
My father used to say about my grandmother: Don't confuse me with facts as my mind is made up. I was too young to get a sense to what exactly this referred to about my grandmother. I grew up co-mothered by her, but after a short bout of dementia, she passed away in my mid-teens. I do recall her being opinionated. Not a bad thing in grandmothers, especially if it comes with ice cream and candy bars, as it did in Grandma Lillian's case. But I digress...
I like this term: Conflict Entrepreneurs because these people are kind of in the business of conflict and contrarianism. It's not an art. Still, I wonder if they ever sense in any way that they are kind of spitting in the wind. Why not just come inside? Sit down and have a real conversation. Keep the volume down. Stop referring to you people. And, for the love of heaven, stop lobbing your opinions at me. Why are you suddenly expressing your exasperation at illegal immigration? Weren't we talking about all the pumpkin products at Trader Joe's...?
